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A soft, breathable jersey tee that quietly stakes a claim for the chronically exhausted. Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels gentle against the skin while ribbed collar and side seams keep the shape after repeat wear. The front chest badge and bold back lettering read like a relatable membership card — low-key, dry humor for people balancing work, family, and too-little sleep. Wear it for slow weekend mornings, coffee runs, or nights in when comfort matters more than effort. Subtle, honest, and wearable every day.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer or accessorize
- Durable construction: side seams, shoulder tape and ribbed collar maintain shape
- Prints produced with crisp DTF or vivid DTG techniques depending on provider
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association/WRAP)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean